VISITING A COUNTRY SCHOOL
While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.
Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of
A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch.
“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look,”
“What’s your secret for a long, happy life?”
“I smoke three packs a
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
Doctor: Open your mouth…
Doctor: Why did you thank me?
Patient: Because my husband always tells me to shut up.
CẢM ƠN VÌ…
Bác sĩ: Há miệng ra…
Bệnh nhân: Cảm ơn!
I DIDN’T DO IT!
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother,
“Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do. ”
The mother exclaimed,
“But that’s terrible! I’m going to
THE REQUIREMENTS OF THIS JOB
Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
YÊU CẦU CỦA
The senior civil servant went to the doctor and complained of being unable to sleep.
Doctor: “Oh! Don’t you sleep at night?”
Civil servant: “Yes, I sleep very well at night. And I sleep quite soundly most
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark skin and was short.